The Dr. Seussing of Creeping Sharia

kawlture:

I do not like how unstealthily shariah creeps; I do not like how slow it seeps -@Kawdess

Iit will stop you in your tracks. It will chop you with an axe. -@NaheedMustafa

Don’t be fooled by Bob and Kimmy! They’re just practicing their dhimmi! -@shreedaisy

Freedom is gone. Sharia has come -@Kawdes

Mr Khan & Mr Haq both own stores around the block. Let’s take a rock 2 chuck @ Haq. There goes Haq! Attack Attack! -@shreedaisy

Ask yourself where Sharia stops: Koran-quoting traffic cops? -@cordeliers

You want a fatwa on your head?! You want your chador stained with red?! -@NaheedMustafa

Jihad is bad. It’s bad for Dad! Go back jihad don’t make me sad! -@shreedaisy

Now I am a Musalman I do not like green eggs and ham. Islam I am, no eating ham! -@shreedaisy

Is a swim haram during Ramadan? A grin, a gin, a lusty sin? -@brownisthecolor

I would not like Muslims here or there. I would not like Muslims anywhere -@Kawdess

One whip, two whip. Red whip, blue whip. -@NaheedMustafa

And the gold medal goes to:

Found while browsing through my archives. Ha!